mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

blackromney:

I remember once in the 3rd grade I was chewing gum in class and I heard a crunch and I pulled out the gum and there was one of my teeth and I didn’t chew gum for a year after that

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

peruvian-whovian:

this is all one guy

can you not

THIS GUY IS A PRETTIER GIRL THAN I AM

ASSHOLE

holyshitsouthpark:

“I wonder if there’s porn of-“

there is

oy-of-midworld:

frankenlobo:

nekosey:

THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP

My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.

it said “deg deg”

so now that’s what I hear when I see  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

‘deg deg’

that’s what it’s called now

a deg deg

sunpeach:

i know

fooderific:

find more mouthwatering treats and recipes here!

braydaaan:

My math teacher started filming this kid because he started doing his work for the first time all semester

omfg

tony-wiseau:

If you don’t like Elizabeth Swann you’re wrong.